Finally, a holiday I can get behind

Tomorrow is national pancake day, and all IHOPs are giving away a free short stack of pancakes from 7 pm to 10 pm.

I can't think of a day I'd rather celebrate, not even National Waffle Day, because we all know waffles are simply a syrup delivery system, and pancakes are the greatest food ever created. You can keep your Christmases, your Halloweens, your National Gorrila Suit days. Me, I'll be remembering my friend Jimmy from college waking up from a drunken stupor at 4 in the morning, running around the house screaming "PANCAKES!!! PANCAKE MODE!!!" until he woke everyone up, found the pancake make, and made enough pancakes for a church breakfast.