This the Sideshow Freak portion of the site. No, that DOESN'T mean that this is a photo album of Cory!!
|Step right up and be amazed. Kind of like we are when Cory drags his sorry ass out of bed without having a heart attack to start the day.|
The newest oddity: The Solitaire Rose Guide To Going To The Movies
Oddities are things that dont fit in any of the other categories. What sort of things?
CLICK ON SOME OF THE LINKS AND QUIT ASKING SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS!! JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK PEOPLE, DO WE HAVE TO HOLD YOUR DAMN HANDS ALL THE TIME!!
But, if you need an explanation, there's info below the links.
The French Version of the website: We were asked by Quebec to create a french version of the site. Here is what happened.
The Cat and where it came from: Cory!! has a cat, and this is her story. Or not. You never know. He's such a lying bastard.
The St Paul Police Report of Cory!!'s most recent drunken rampage: Sent by someone who works for the St Paul City Council
Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Cover Letter Horror: In which our hero writes fan fiction based on a cover letter. Oh hell, just go read it, OK?
A Rat Bastard Christmas Wish: In which our hero asks for his loving fans to get him something for Christmas. Too bad he has no loving fans.
Cory Gets Down with the Wicked Clownz: In which our hero goes to an Insane Clown Posse Concert and manages not to get knifed or called, "Old Dude."
Cory goes to N'Awlins and submits us to a damn slide show.: Yep, the bastard left us alone for a while and went to the Sodom and Gamorra on the Mississippi River. It could be worse. It could be your Grandmother's slides of her trip to Hedonism II.
Cory!!'s Response to a message from the Dali Lama: In which our hero "responds" to a bit of webspam he got. And no, Tom Servo and Crow T Robot didn't help, but Cory!! does refer to a "Magic Voice" once in a while.
Goth Night - Cory decides to explore a culture people think he belongs to anyway.
Capes, not just for Batman anymore - Cory decides to wear a cape to work and see how people react to it.
The Second Caption Contest :In which we gently invite our readers to submit captions to humiliate our company's chairman's picture again.
A rebuttal to a disgruntled former employee: The former web tyrant said a bunch of nasty things about the site when she "toyed" with the site on April Fool's Day. This is the offical Solitaire Rose Responce.
My Stupid Caption Contest: In which we gently invite our readers to humbly submit captions to a photo of our company's chairman.
A Letter of Complaint: In which Cory decides to cut out the middleman and take his issues to the man in charge.
Who Wants To Be A President? A Failed TV Pilot Transcript: Now that there are a bajillion TV Game shows, here's one that could have made the Presidential Primary season more tolerable.
A&E Biography - A Look Inside the WNU: A&E's Biography program takes a detailed inside look at the man behind the Weekly News Update and Solitaire Rose Productions.
The Interview: Questions submitted to Cory from his mailing list, compiled and answered in the guise of an interview with Barbara Walters.
The Speech: What happens when you put Cory in front of a class of graduating students and let him say what he wants.
Since Solitaire Rose Productions is a growing corporation, built on innovation, there are all sorts of things that just dont fit into neat packages, and this is where they are. While there may be a lot of strange things here, Cory has admonished us not to make the mistakes of other websites. He gave us the memo, which is reproduced below.
I have seen a lot of different
websites, and 90% of them suck so hard that they have
reversed polarity and now they blow. Just so you know
that we here are thinking about you, here is a short list
of things youll find on other websites that I would
rather be shot through the head 17 times than have on my
There it is. And if you take offence to anything on the site, GOOD! It means Im doing my job. Now go away and leave me alone!
Copyright © 2003 Solitaire Rose Productions. So there.
It just gets stranger as time goes on. Please, stop the madness.