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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

And now, an editorial rebuttal by Chiz J Chisholm

I don’t understand why all of these commie pinko liberals upset that American Hero and Defender of Liberty Bob Novak told the American People the truth about that lying, no good snake in the grass James Carville.

It’s about time that someone stood up to the liberal media and told the truth! Why, if it weren’t for Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Sustren, Joe Scarborough, Brit Hume, (huge deep breath) Tony Snow, Cyndy Brucato, Wolf Blitzer, Lou Dobbs, Chris Matthews, The Patriot, AM 1500, George Will and Ollie North, there wouldn’t be any conservatives at all. I hear all the time on the radio and the TV that liberals control the media, and since this is the only station where they don’t say that, I know it has to be true.

I didn’t see what happened, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have an opinion on it, and I think the Bob Novak Did The Right Thing! He was provoked! He was backed into a corner! He was trapped in a world he never made. He was America’s last hope! He was fighting terrorists who had taken over a building to save his wife. Or maybe that was Bruce Willis in “Die Hard.” I’m not sure, but I know Bob Novak has done some pretty heroic things too.

So he said some bad words. Everyone says bad words. The Vice-President said bad words on the Senate floor and no one made him apologize. They say bad words all the time on the TV and no one ever apologizes. I even say bad words when I hit my thumb with a hammer, stub my toe in the dark or find out some of the money I give at church goes to poor people, but no one tells me to apologize. OK, my wife does, but when I say it, I don’t mean it. Bad words never hurt anybody, unless you wrote them down on a two by four and smacked them upside the head with it, and that only happens a few times a week, tops! If God didn’t want us to curse, he wouldn’t have given us HBO!

I don’t see why everyone is so upset that he outed Valerine Plame. No one cares if she likes women. It has nothing to do with terrorism, and unless she was one of Bill Clinton’s girlfriends, there’s no reason to get a special prosecutor, since a special prosecutor’s job is to find out who Bill Clinton is dating so that we have something funny on Jay Leno’s show. Like those dancing judges. I wish he’d bring them back. Maybe they could have a bunch of dancing judges decide if Bob Novak did anything wrong. Isn’t that in the Constitution somewhere?

So, in conclusion let me end by asking why Bob Novak has to apologize when James Carville doesn’t have to? Sure Carville didn’t swear or walk off the set or tell people who was an agent of the CIA, but as a liberal, I’m sure he’s done something wrong, and he should apologize for it. As should these commie, pinko, liberal Air America radio stations. And it’s anti-American hosts. And the people who own that station, isn’t it Wally Carbo? Maybe it was Verne Gagne. I don’t know. It doesn’t matter because until I get an apology, I’m going to continue to not pay attention to the facts and give my opinion.

Thank you and good day.

(announcer’s voice): Just for the record, Wally Carbo and Verne Gagne worked for the America Wrestling Association and have nothing to do with Air America Minnesota, even if politics has more in common with Professional Wrestling than civil debate anymore. Thank you.


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