| Ah Guinness. In Ireland
they say it's what's good for you. Too bad Cory
has taken that to the extreme. We actually think
he's had it for his main course since August 10,1999,
although he won't tell us why. He'll only mutter
the word Bastard and then go back to hugging it
and weeping. |
Glenfiddich is one of
the more exciting single malt scotches. Well, if
you can call old hooch in a bottle exciting. If
you can, maybe it's time to get out and meet some
people. It would do you some good. All that time
in front of a computer is making you look pasty.
And a bit tubby. Remember Cory's advice for all
you college students. "Life is too short for
cheap hooch." |
| Wine? How the hell did
that get in here? Wine is for Frenchmen who can't
handle real booze. You won't be finding any wine
on CoryCam unless he's trying to get some pretty
young thing drunk enough to tolerate him. So, in
other words: You Will Never See Wine
On CoryCam.
Thank
you.
|
Absinthe. Yeah, it's
ever so cliche, but once Cory heard that Edger
Allen Poe drank himself to death with it, he had
to have some. Then he found out it was illegal in
the US, and decied he would have to make friends
with foreign people to get it. The whole "Have
to make friends" part escaped him, though.
So no Absinthe. At least not until enough of you
bastards pay for memberships and he can go
overseas to drink their hooch. |
